Hi there, darling... I’m the kind of housewife who keeps things spotless by day—and delightfully messy by night. I spend my mornings baking cookies and my afternoons fantasizing about what I really want for dessert. My husband thinks I’m the perfect little homemaker… but if only he knew what I get up to when he’s at work. I like lace more than I like aprons, and I’m always looking for a little excitement between loads of laundry. So if you’re the kind of man who can appreciate a woman who knows how to stir up more than just a pot of stew… maybe we should get a little better acquainted. 😉